MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER

MILTON I. SHADUR, Senior District Judge.

Defendants Stevens Family Limited Partnership, Thomas Stevens, Lillia Stevens, Matthew S. Stevens and Edna M. Howard (collectively "Indemnitors"1) have filed their Second Amended Answer & Affirmative Defenses ("ADs") to Surety's First Amended Complaint ("FAC") that seeks their performance of collateralization and indemnification.2 Most recently Surety has moved to strike the ADs, and that motion has been fully briefed by the parties and is ripe for decision. For that purpose this opinion will draw upon, without any need to repeat, this Court's statement of the background facts and its analysis of the Agreement and of the parties' rights and obligations in its November 26, 2012 memorandum opinion and order ("Opinion," 905 F.Supp.2d 8543).

Before this second opinion turns to substantive issues, something needs to be said about a purported fundamental premise that Indemnitors' counsel impermissibly advance on their clients' behalf. It is inexplicable (and frankly inexcusable) for any lawyers who devote any part of their practice to federal court litigation to continue to cite the now discredited formulation in Conley v. Gibson, 355 U.S. 41, 45-46, 78 S.Ct. 99, 2 L.Ed.2d 80 (1957) — see defendants' Response at 5 — as the standard for federal pleadings. Nearly seven years have elapsed since the Supreme Court held in Bell Atl. Corp. v. Twombly, 550 U.S. 544, 562-63, 127 S.Ct. 1955, 167 L.Ed.2d 929 (2007) that the Conley v. Gibson formulation was overly generous and had outlived its usefulness — and as every federal practitioner must know, two years later Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 556 U.S. 662, 678, 129 S.Ct. 1937, 173 L.Ed.2d 868 (2009) repeated and reinforced Twombly's addition of the requirement of "plausibility" to federal pleadings. Counsel ought to realize that such citation of overruled authority can cast a cloud on their general credibility.

That aside, however, when indemnitors' ADs are scrutinized through the proper lens of plausibility, they clearly fail to survive. Opinion at 858 explains that California law provides the substantive rules of decision here. And California law recognizes the reality that a surety that puts up its own major money commitment through a bond is entitled to define and enforce the remedies specified in its agreement with the indemnitors on whose liabilities it has had to make good — a relationship inherently different from that created by the issuance of an insurance contract (see the extended — and extensive — analysis in Cates Constr., Inc. v. Talbot Partners, 21 Cal.4th 28, 86 Cal.Rptr.2d 855, 980 P.2d 407, 418-25 (1999)). Indeed, the intermediate appellate California decision on which Indemnitors seek to place their principal reliance — Arntz Contracting Co. v. St. Paul Fire & Marine Ins. Co., 47 Cal.App.4th 464, 54 Cal.Rptr.2d 888, 899 (1996), decided three years before Cates — also held that quite unlike the obligation of an insurer to its insured, a surety is not required to give a heightened degree of consideration to the interests of its indemnitor — there is no fiduciary-like special relationship between those parties.4

In this instance Agreement ¶ 3.1 is unambiguous in vesting sole and unequivocal discretion in Surety as to such enforcement:

So both Cates and Arntz (as well as a group of other California cases cited in Surety's memoranda that state and apply the same principle) uniformly reject the position that Indemnitors try to promote here.

Indemnitors are not alone in having placed their bet on Arntz as the asserted authority supporting their ADs 1 and 2, each of which asserts that Surety should have undertaken a different course of action other than making good on a bond claim by paying $440,000 in settlement — and consequently asserts that Surety's handling of the matter amounted to a failure to mitigate its damages.5 Just as Indemnitors seek to call Arntz to their aid by thrusting a fiduciary-like obligation on Surety, that same approach was advanced by defendant Highland Partnership, Inc. ("Highland") in a recent California District Court case, Travelers Cas. & Surety Co. of Am. v. Highland P'ship, Inc., 2012 WL 5928139 (S.D.Cal. Nov. 26, 2012).

In Highland P'ship the District Court flatly rejected that position, and the analysis there applies with equal force here.6 Moreover, Highland P'ship (like this case) dealt with claims settled by the surety (there Travelers) on which Highland (there the indemnitor, like Indemnitors here) sought to second guess its surety on grounds comparable to those asserted in Indemnitors' ADs here.

Thus, after torpedoing the contention that a surety's obligation equates to that of an insurer for purposes of evaluating the implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing (Highland P'ship at *5), the Highland P'ship court went onto analyze that implied covenant in its application to surety agreements (id. at *6) and, after quoting the language of the contract there that — just like the one here — vested "sole discretion" in the surety, that court concluded (id. at *7):

After that discussion, which as already stated applies to this case with at least equal force, Highland P'ship went on to discuss the claims that Travelers as surety had paid, and it then cited Arntz and other California caselaw as holding "[t]o successfully establish a bad faith defense, an indemnitee, such as Defendants, must prove that the surety engaged in `objectively unreasonable conduct' in handling its obligations under the indemnity agreement" Highland P'ship at *9. And just as Highland P'ship held that the indemnitors there flunked that test, the Indemnitors here have struck out for the same reason.

So much, then, for Indemnitors' first two ADs. As for their third AD, which purports to state an estoppel defense, once again the irony of that position has escaped the Indemnitors and their counsel. They attempt to fault Surety for its good faith exercise of its sole and absolute discretion, while totally ignoring the fact that they themselves took no action available to them to deal with the problems that had resulted from their own corporation's contractual defaults (as Matthew 7:3 put it, "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?")

Conclusion

It is fortuitous that Surety's counsel brought the decision in Highland P'ship to this Court's attention, for it soundly analyzed and applied California law in a manner that, as already stated, applies with equal force here. That has spared this Court any need to reinvent the wheel by separately researching the law in a "foreign" jurisdiction — California — where a District Judge who deals with that law day in and day out has already done so. In sum, Surety's motion to strike Indemnitors' ADs [Dkt. 67] is granted.